The Men Who Stare at Goats (USA - UK, 2009)
Of course it is!
Friends, enemies, subs, lovers, cats, spouses, particularly tricky cans to open, anyone! It doesn’t matter!
Anyone, anything can be…
A Dickbitch Motherfucker…!
Now go out there and wield your awesome new power.
Have i ever told you guys how much i absolutely adore corsets
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED
THIS GETS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME
STOP FUCKING REBLOGGING THIS IT HAPPENED AGAIN I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU INVOLVED
I SNOTTED ON MYSELF LAUGHING SO HARD
‘My sun and stars… ‘
OH MY FUCKING GOD
If anyone got me this I would marry them
I need these
I want to be kissed angrily.
I want a girl who has had an extremely bad day and is mad at the world, shove me against a wall and kiss me until both our lips start to bruise. I want her to pour out all the anger shes feeling and shove it down my lungs, and then I want to push back. Not with force but with air, I want to turn that anger into love and turn the bruising kiss soft. I want to remind her that life is too beautiful to hate.
This is absolutely perfect.
do you guys remember that one post about how men feel entitled to take up so much space and women have to deal with a lot less?
This is actually a documented thing. You always see men on the subway or tube or whatever using both armrests while women sit with their arms hunched together into their laps. That’s why I always make a point to take up at least one if not both armrests of the tube so men can be uncomfortable for once.
^ again, for all the people telling me posting this picture is complaining too much.
In my college classes (and high school too) guys were always stretching, sticking fists and elbows in my face, leaning their heads back over my desk, over my work, spreading their legs out, kicking my bag with their dirty shoes. And let’s not pretend they were in other guys’ space as much as they were in women’s.
It’s so true, this happens to me every day on the train. Same with the walking thing, women will weave out of the way whereas men just walk straight and plow down anything in their path. I always end up playing chicken with men on the sidewalk now, because I refuse to move out of their way.
I love playing chicken with dudes who hog the sidewalk. BODY CHECK! Fucking assholes.
“NOT ALL MEN ARE LIKE THIS!” FUCK OFF.
“AS A MAN, I THINK THAT…” FUCK OFF.
Men always have the same defensive bullshit to spout every time they get called out on their shit. AND IT IS BORING. They remind me of those toys where you pull a string an they have like 5 phrases they can say. Over and over and over.
same here with playing chicken, its hilarious sometimes because they get this flash of realization in their eyes that says ‘holy shit, she’s NOT going to move/??? what do????’ because THEY ARE SO USED TO EVERYONE MOVING FOR THEM
when i was younger my grandpa drew this on a piece of paper,
and he asked me how i, as the red circle, would get around the two people (black circles) if i was walking down the street.
so of course i came back with
moving out of the way for them as i walked.
he asked me if i thought men would do the same and, at the time, i did because i thought it was just common courtesy. but he told me that men would barrel straight through without giving a shit and that i should do the exact same. because i was the one walking and they were the ones in the way. so that’s exactly what i do.
i find this really fascinating because this actually what defines so-called masculine and feminine traits and gestures. the whole limp-wrist thing? that’s someone decreasing the amount of space they take up by not extending their arm fully. same with crossing one’s legs, how it’s considered more masculine to swing your shoulders when you walk creating a wider gait instead of your hips, how someone who holds their elbows tightly into their torso instead of letting them fall more loosely at their sides is considered feminine.
taking up space is not just a frequent habit of males in our culture, its actually how society thinks masculinity is supposed to be expressed.
This is my answer when people say eating disorders are personal problems and have nothing to do with sexism. Women are literally socialized to take up as little space as possible all day every day.
I like this post, but I have to disagree. Not every male is like that goddammit. Don´t generalise all the fucking time oKAY?
if youre so adamant that “not all men are like that” the nwhy dont you show it instead of yelling about it on the internet
You know, I’m fairly certain that this is a male exclusive thing, but that doesn’t mean that all men do this.
I go out of my way not to bump into people when walking on the sidewalk, I don’t use armrests on buses/subways, and I knew that I was tired in class, so I chose the back seat so i could lean back without bothering anyone.
So yeah, fuck the guys that do this. But don’t say that a man who doesn’t do this doesn’t have the right to complain when people fucking stereotype him!
Because people are different. Not all guys take up as much space as possible when sitting or standing, and not all girls take up as little space as possible, as clearly shown by the commentary on this post.
So buck the fuck up and stop stereotyping people as the easy way out.
And/But what about the whole thing of how women are usually deemed “weaker” than the male sex and therefore are brainwashed by society to believe they can’t defend themselves which then makes them feel safer by keeping their arms closer to their torso and their legs closer together, and how men are usually deemed “stronger” than the female sex and therefore are brainwashed by society to believe that THEY can defend themselves which makes them feel more comfortable about the fact that they can keep their legs set wider and their arms loosely slung over the back of a seat?
"And I think it was worth it."
Okay so me and my friend were talking about this post earlier today and also i’m sad cause i have to start school tomorrow so i made this thing to cheer myself up. It didn’t really work but oh well.
This is perfect. Just absolutely perfect
I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”
Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”
id listen to you guys.
Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”
Oh my god
I diiiiiiiiiiied at the last one